Oh good Lord

I saw this commercial to get a free Bible so I went to

the website to request one. After typing in all of

my information and requesting my free Bible, a notice

pops up and says missionaries will arrive in a few days.

HOLY GOD. I'd like the free Bible and all, thats great!

But missionaries en mi casa? THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT

ON THE COMMERCIAL OR BEFORE I ENTERED MY

ADDRESS AND AGE AND ALL. Can I sue this company

for sending strangers to my house? I know that'd be a sin

to sue a religious, non-profit organization...but they should

warn you that they're sending friggen missionaries to your

house! Remind me to tell my mom not to answer the door

when they come in the next few days. Good lord.

Don't request a Bible through Mormon something

or other. They'll send missionaries to your house.

(it's kind of like soliciting)